Tall Guy Short Guy are the both bad-ass, and hilarious. They are both witty and stupid. They are both Tall and short. They are comedy hip hop duo, consisting of a tall guy (TG13) and short(er) guy (ShortyG) that write and produce all of their own music, while putting on crazy live shows, and starting ridiculous amounts of ruckus.
TG13 and ShortyG, the two surreal personas that make up Tall Guy Short Guy, are ignorant, moronically dumb and dense suburban “thugs”. With their unexplainable (being from the suburbs and all) accents and dense outlook on the world, they also dress stupid, talk stupid, and lack any intelligent insight.
Their music is explicit yes, and it is also in your face, yes…
TG13 (Ryan Long) and ShortyG (Jarek Hardy) have a combined presence about them that draws fans in, and keeps them wanting more, like a heroin junky craves rubber hoses. And they have independently gained over 40 000 hits on the video for their first topical single “Fucked Like A Bitch”!!!!
Their song topics are relatable, and their lyrics topics range from Fast Food joints that they hate, to getting in trouble, to Annoying Girls that they’ve slept with in the past. They have songs like “I’m A Man”, which rips on college frat boy types across the globe, and their song “Annoying Girls” tells of the common traits of girls that these two Romeos find annoying.
But above their songs, it is Tall Guy Short Guy’s insane, and entertaining live show and hilarious videos that has given them such a reputation -videos containing members of such well known Canadian groups as Ill Scarlett, Stereos, USS, and DogBus.
They come on stage in rollerblades, and sing songs whilst baking in an easy bake oven. They have hilarious scratch solos with fake DJ’s, and they bring a 43 year old homeless man onstage to dance for their entire set while performing. Tall Guy Short Guy’s set is a comedic thrill to watch from start to finish, and their is no telling what this cleverly moronic twosome will/can/try to accomplish on the near future.